Absolute cunt

A person who acts like Jim

That guy is an absolute cunt

by Dike1 April 25, 2023

RE-cunt

A cunt that demands you re-cycle, re-use, re-new and re-think.
As per the shirt that walmart had to pull from the market after people spotted the "hidden" swear word.

Look at that RE-cunt over there wearing her 2nd hand pants while recycling their bottles!

by AstralJaeger June 9, 2023

cunt locksmith

Female equivalent of Cock blocking

Jesus Christ , Karen stop being such a cunt locksmith, I think this guy's really cute.

by Stanley K April 9, 2021

cunt hug

When a woman's vagina clamps down on a man's penis.

Man, Sammy totally cunt hugged me last night. It was painful but also amazing.

by xXlolPantsXx October 1, 2016

Crab's Cunt

noun
Female crustacean genitals. Often used comparatively to describe slightness of space.

This joint is tighter than a crab's cunt!

I have to use a pry bar cause this 2×4 was cut to the exact length and it's tighter than a crab's cunt.

by Jerk of Iron May 26, 2021

cunt punt

absolutely obliterating a womans fanny by booting the bitch 50 yards into the box

i just cunt punted Binks and she got gathered by Van Der Sar

by benjani November 28, 2019

cunt puke

The discharge that comes out of the pussy after sex.

Bitch I'm not gonna stop fucking you 'till I'm covered with cunt puke

by Jacen Ynot November 13, 2017