Am I dumb

Yes yes you are but so am I.

You: am I dumb

Me: yes but so am I

by Traceback June 15, 2022

I am a Sexaholic

Let my progressive victory over lust be in the glory and name of my God in heaven.

I am a Sexaholic and religion helps me cope bro

by Bad C dev April 13, 2023

I like cheese

A word used to change the subject in some way.

"That's not how it works!" said Mark, and Lucy replied. "You don't know either, stupid!"
"I like cheese," muttered Olivia. "Me too," replied Lucy. "Me three." said Mark.

by cheezy_ May 28, 2018

i need a life

something that you don't have right now because you typed this.
duh

1. i need a life.
2. then get one.
3. k, *jumps into a ? block and gets a life*

by GAS BOIA! December 25, 2017

i have covid

I'm gonna fucking die!

Hey Justin Bieber! I have Covid!

by Le Human October 20, 2020

when-i-ay

The opposite of anyway. Used when one wants to emphasize someting rather than to reduce the relative importance of a subject

...I slapped the hoe cuz she wouldnt pay the rent wheniay(when-i-ay).

...My dad has been gone for 12 years, im excited for when he comes back with the milk wheniay(when-i-ay).

by ItsMeBirb November 8, 2022

I don't wike it

This phrase was said by the greatest Chris of all time.... Chris Evans in an interview with Jimmy Fallon.
In his Bostonian accent, he changes the l's and the r's into w's making "I don't like it" into " I don't wike it."
His nephew too speaks like this and he claims that this incorporated with his day to day vernacular.

He claims to say " I don't wike it" a few thousand times to just to himself under his breath.
I don't wike it is a cute way of saying I don't like it
He even said this phrase in an interview with Jeremy Renner

Friend 1: hey let's go and work out.
Friend 2: Noooo... Please no.
Friend 1: what!? Why?
Friend 2: i don't wike it.

by huCkleBerRy_mUffIn May 13, 2022