inside-of-pocket hand-clasp

What ya do when ya wanna hold hands "skin-to-skin" wif yer hunnybunny while strolling around town together, but it's cold outside and so ya both have to wear gloves. What ya do is to simply "share" one pair of gloves between the two of you (put the left glove on your left hand and the right glove on yer companion's right hand), interlace the fingers of yer bare right hand with those of your sweetie's left hand, and then tuck your clasped hands inside your right jacket-pocket to keep both hands warm.

Doing da inside-of-pocket hand-clasp is usually okay for short periods of time, but eventually one or both of you may start to get a wrist-cramp from the slightly awkward grasp-angle, or your upper wrists may begin to get chilly from being partially exposed to the cold air. If the latter issue is the case, wearing a flock-lined pullover-hoodie can sometimes eliminate this discomfort, since this style of garment will usually have a nice long horizontal pocket that's specifically intended for "storing" your hands, and so you can both "burrow" your hands a lot "deeper" inside the jacket's thick cloth "tunnel" and thus have all of your wrist-skin covered.

by QuacksO October 22, 2018

N-word scissor hands

I'm really just trying out a few names for my landscaping business..... what do you think?

Hmm, the bushes in the front yard look scraggly, call that N-word scissor hands!

by Swamy swimwamlitts December 17, 2020

2nd hand Dick Slap

A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy

John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped

by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018

My life is in the hands of an idiot

No, no, no, no, no, no. Two idiots.

“My life is in the hands of an idiot.”
“No, no, no, no, no, no. Two idiots.”

by Dordobolong March 30, 2021

National hold hands months

You have to hold hands for two months october till december no matter you are single or taken

Hey its National hold hands months let me hold you’re hand.

by The guy who creates October 16, 2019

National Hold Hands Day

On October 25, It is a day where you hold you crush or bf/gf hand

“Omg it’s national hold hands day with your crush or bf/gf “

by Peppaaa October 24, 2019

One handed selfie slap

Masturbating to images or videos on your phone with your other hand on your genitals or whatever pleasures you.

Good night, I'm giving myself the One handed selfie slap for the night.

by GGs no re 97 December 31, 2019