TV Double Take

Flipping past a channel with something bizarre or interesting on it, then flipping back to it to see if you really saw what you thought you did.

I was channel surfing the other day when I caught a glimpse of a two headed mule. I had to do a TV double take.

by Bnull December 14, 2008

Double cap snap

like the word cap but better.

That's double cap snap, I DID walk the dog!

by MKJLover January 25, 2022

size double zero

a size a skinny as bitch wears

shaquisha: DAMN! loook at that skinny ass bitch with her size double zero pants!

by latasha ferosh April 22, 2008

dirty double

When a female cuts off her significant other's penis, then proceeds to stick up her vagina while having sex with with someone else.

So she cut it off and did the dirty double with Mike.

by !@Dule October 4, 2005

double dutch rudder

Like a dutch rudder, but in addition to holding your own penis with the perfect grip while another person moves your arm up and down for a relaxing effort free handjob exactly how you like it. A double dutch rudder is when you do the above but also shave one of your legs and have a 3rd person move your shaved leg over your hairy leg gently to give the sensation of a women's leg while you rub one out.

Nick: hay Tushka, what are you up to tonight? I've got Ray coming over to give me a dutch rudder.
Tushka: Dude, let me shave one of your legs with my razor and I'll join in to give you a double dutch rudder. Ray can grab your arm and I'll move your shaved leg.

by Benji12369 October 31, 2011

Double-stick assassin

A double-stick polo. A fake Ralph Lauren polo.

Ron was rocking a double-stick assassin today.

by Bob Tomas December 26, 2008

Double Dump

when one takes a dump eats it and takes another dump that includes the previous dump infused with the secondary dump

i took a dump, ate it, had mickky d's and then took another dump, witch makes it a Double Dump

by Double Dumper Joe July 31, 2011