Fuck Your Couch

The insult to beat all insults in an argument, due to its pure randomness. Also tends to make the opponent speechless.

Cynnamon: You are such a whore!

Mary: Well fuck your couch!

Cynnamon: .... What?

by Hanamizu February 5, 2009

Drop your drawers

A way that some guys have of telling a woman to pull down her panties so he can fuck her.

Drop your drawers.

by Judge dredd7 January 10, 2012

The ball is in your court

1) It's your responsibility now.
2) It's your problem now.
3) I did my part, now it's up to you...

President: You people voted for and legalized marijuana; the ball is in your court now.

by jbalboa November 26, 2010

Calm your tits

Calm down

"Calm your tits, I didn't steal your snickers! "

by Suburbanz71 February 24, 2018

get your life

the act of relishing life or taking powerful responsibility.

1) You know what, I don't need the DVD because I will never forget how I GOT MY LIFE at the Formation World Tour.
2) (S)He's not in charge; you are. You better get your life, girl.

by oh_word March 31, 2021

How are your futtocks?

How's your day going? (British)

friend 1 How are your futtocks?
friend 2. At their furthest reach, dear boy! (Very well!)

by talk2me-JCH2 April 3, 2021

Your ex boyfriend

Is most likely a dick. At first funny, intelligent, interesting. As time passes by, you notice his weird fucking fetishes f.e diapers and wearing tights. Sexy, right. Probably watches anime and tries to be cool on the internet.

wow he's into diapers i'm totally geting wet haha kill me

(thankfully currently your ex boyfriend)

by ihihihhihihihihi October 12, 2016