shitting in tinfoil

Someone who is "shitting in tinfoil" is a person who's ship has come in. This person could be described as above the fray, or beyond reproach if you will.

- Look at Bobby's new Ford F150 4x4 Platinum over there. He's shitting in tinfoil.

by eyesoftheworld March 5, 2020

Ghost Shit

When you pinch a huge loaf in the toilet, then wipe and find there is nothing there. Then you check the toilet and find it magically disappeared. But you know you to a thunder dump, this cant be the case. So you proceed to look around the room then you forget all about the shit and go on with your day.

BUTTHOLE: "AHHHHHHHHH" **SQUIRT**
DUDE:"did i just GHOST SHIT!?"

by WIPEN' FORWARDS May 26, 2018

Shit Strip

When you’re taking a shit that’s so uncomfortable and hard to get out that you ended up stripping all your clothes.

James was struggling taking a shit strip.

by NotFunnyButStiFunny September 7, 2018

shit hemmorhage

cross between shitting your pants and having a brain hemmorhage

I thought my boss was gonna have a shit hemmorhage when i called off work tonight!!

by rn_2007 March 18, 2009

creepy shit

When something can be described as "creepy as fuck“ it is called "creepy shit"

Damn that Creepypasta I just read was some creepy shit, I may just shit bricks who needs sleep.

by Otakuloid13 December 30, 2014

Extremely shit

The word extremely shit refers to my good friend Seth freeman Payne aka the squirrel man on his lack of ability to race on GTA races. He claims that’s it’s unfair and we all go for him, which is completely true!

Oh my days you’re extremely shit why are you playing!

by Loates April 22, 2020

shit-facebooked

facebooking someone when you're trashed.

"geez, I shit-facebooked Chris last night. You wouldn't believe what I posted on his wall."

by jeatags May 9, 2009