Christian Fat Kid

the last person to get picked

Team Captain 1: I want Amber
Team Captain 2: I want Alex
Team Captain 1: I want Daniel
Team Captain 2: Fuck now I'm stuck with the christian fat kid

by ImNoService July 13, 2017

quirky emo kid

The weirdest person you'll ever meet. Quirky emo kids are, as the name says, extremely emo. They try to act "cool" by being quirky and emo, but end up failing miserably. They always have a lot of people who are crushing on them, for some reason. However, smart people know to stay away from quirky emo kids.

Person 1: "Hey, you know Jason right?"
Person 2: "Yeah. Half the girls in school are crushing on him."
Person 1: "I don't know why, he's such a quirky emo kid."
Person 2: "Couldn't agree more."

by anothergirlwithissues January 15, 2023

Cool and Funny Kids

The ‘cool’ and ‘funny’ kids are generally high schoolers (British) between the age of 11 and 16. They are usually the loudest person in the class, and don’t have a sense of dignity or class, looking as ‘cool’ as possible in the process. They try to be the ‘Class Clown’ and get all of the attention, both good or bad. They are sometimes seen smoking, doing drugs, mentioning how they have ‘banged’ a lot of girls/boys and also commiting acts of vandalism, from spray-painting to breaking things. They think they are the kings/queens of the world and wants everyone to respect that and the worst thing is, they sometimes succeed.

Bob: Look over there. It’s the Cool and Funny Kids.
Jimmy: Haha, what a load of jokers
Bob: I know right. Look at them acting all tough and cool. Wait until Life gets to them, they’ll know about it then.

by CozzaExtreme January 14, 2019

kid swamp

The illest mother fucker in existence.

I wish I was ill like Kid swamp. He IS the ill Kid swamp

by the ill kid swamp March 5, 2009

nu-kids

teenagers who listen to nu-metal bands e.g slipknot, limp bizkit.

"my houseparty was ruined by nu-kids"

by ROBTHELAD October 13, 2009

Kids to me

A person, or people, that display characteristics that are unappealing to be around. Regardless of the situation, Kids to me will always give you the feeling of "why the Fuck am I even around this person?!". Childishness, and ignorant thoughts and actions are an unavoidable symptom when a Kid to me is around.

Who the Fuck invited the Kids to me!?

by cuddle1puddle July 9, 2010

crisco kid

A child with a big fat ass.

Man that muffinman is a crisco kid? Yeah bro hes got a ton of fat in the can!

by The pillow snake October 16, 2020