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Chocolate Paddlepop

When put your hand down your pants and starch around and inside your asshole so you can pull it out, to have a sniff and lick of your left overs down there.
My ass crack was real sweaty so I had a chocolate paddlepop to make sure it was okay down there.
by Herpetology February 10, 2019
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Middle Eastern chocolate bar

When someone from the middle east is dehydrated and takes a dump resulting in a long and stone like shit.
by Edgy2002 May 18, 2017
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Nibbling Chocolate

When you desparately need a shit.

Similar to Squeezing Maltesers
Tina, I cant walk any further. I'm nibbling chocolate..
by Tom Monaghan July 2, 2011
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Chocolate

You fell for it...

YOU: CHOCOLATE IS MADE OUT OF COCOA?
ME: NO SHIT SHERLOCK?!
by Girly Deffinitions April 22, 2017
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Chocolate Winker

He was having Buttsex with that chocolate winker
by Akonamaws August 25, 2023
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Chocolate starfish

The grossest kink for the dirtiest of grizzlys, spread Eagle on the bed/all 4s tied to each post. Your mistress or prostitute then proceeds to shit on you until you are completely covered and then leaves you to rest in a pile of smothering, reeking excrement.
The kink-ridden yakky still had some chocolate starfish leftover behind his ear
by Richard Inchild September 22, 2021
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Chocolate And Mayo

Some fucking chocolate and mayo in a jar dumbass
Chocolate and mayo is like the holy Bible and holy water but to defend yourself from fucking children
by C O S M O July 13, 2022
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