dick in your hand

A. pose where someone who should be doing something more constructive but just stands there being a worthless maggot
B. Not taking advantage of a situation

Also a good chorus to a song:*slow depressing beat*
Standing with a dick in his hand
nobody understands
why he's standing *beat beat*
standing with a dick in his hand

song is usually sung after someone claims that someone is standing around with a dick in their hand.

Bill Horton: God dammit stop standing around with a dick in your hand and get back to work.
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Me: that fine girl was smiling at me but all i could do was stand around with my dick in my hand.

by kill yourself please October 3, 2005

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Find your silence

A request that somebody be quiet, stop talking, etc.

You're driving me nuts. I am going to need you to find your silence.

by jm2011 May 1, 2015

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brush your shoulder

when you brush ya shoulder off you forget about the "dirt" you just confronted

when the cops harrass ya for slanging llelo
when the dont find none you stand up and brush ya shoulders off

by James White July 9, 2004

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weave your basket

to braid or style ones pubic hair

Evan: dude did you weave your basket?
Ian: totally dude i got that shit dreamweaved...its the ONLY way to get the ladies!

by Skaven Walters March 21, 2007

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smash your panties

Coitus between a male and female when the female is still wearing her panties, and they must be pulled aside for the man's penis to penetrate the vagina.

"Meet me in the back of the library, I'm gonna smash your panties" or "Man, you wouldn't believe it, but I smashed that chick's panties last night" or "I want to fuck you right now bitch. Don't worry about taking your panties off, I'm going to smash them"

by rockin713b March 29, 2009

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