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Martha Manning

She deserved so much better.

John Laurens' wife who had his only child and died the year before he did at the age of 24. Poor girl.
Friend: Omg, my boyfriend just knocked me up and ran away to join the army and I haven't seen him since!
Me: Martha Manning, is that you?
by obsessed-historian October 7, 2020
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Doela Man

The Weed Man. A character in the 2010 Adult Swim film, "Freaknik: The Musical" casts DJ Pooh as, "The Doela Man".
"Hey dude, when the Doela Man comin??" *Doela Man enters* "What you need to do is...*coughs* puff on some of this Ish right here."
by Blazed_Dorito September 21, 2018
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Man please

a term used by Malik Pete which can mean many things. It can range from "you're wrong" and "you're right," and "leave me alone" and "come here." It's also used by his wife, Deondria Pete to express rejection/fry people.
Malik Pete's way:
A girl was following Malik Pete and he said, "Man PLEASE… get yo stupid ass from behind me.

Deondria Pete's way:
A guy asked Deondria Pete out and she said, "Man pleeeease! Got a husband already, nigga."
by swaggod November 8, 2013
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Clam Man

Someone who gets fired from their job for no apparent reason.
"Ah man did you hear about Lindsey?"
"No, what happened?"
"Total Clam Man dude, she just left"
"Good riddance, I hate her."
"wow dude uncalled for"
by xxXBosmanXxx April 1, 2019
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Man hayfever

Like normal hayfever but it has manned up and is deadly to men... Kinda...
Guy says "Fuck I feel like death"
Girl says " its just hayfever"
Guy says "ITS MAN HAYFEVER, IM ACTUALLY DYING"
by Fatguywhat June 6, 2014
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man-sturizer

man + moisturizer. A face product marketed to manly men and metrosexuals who want to moisturize their face while still maintaining a modicum of their masculinity.
A: Your face looks so smooth and glowing, Bruno!
B: Oh, Thanks! My man-sturizer has been working wonders!
by drew7667 July 13, 2007
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Man-sloth

A term used for a strange phenomenon where man likes to climb trees, eat tree limbs, and shove bananas down his sleeves to appear as though he has claws for hands...may also involve sound effects like that of a cat being crushed by a steamroller.
Kris: Did you see Jeremy the other day?
Justin: Yeah what was up with the sound effects and why did he shove bananas down his sleeves?
Kris: I don't know but that guy is such a Man-sloth he deserves to be in a zoo
by Harbinger33 January 4, 2013
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