Speed Shit

When u take a shit in less than a minute

Friend: Hold up let me go take a speed shit

by ThatOneGuy528 October 30, 2019

Feng shit

The opposite of feng shui. A disordered, shitty, crappy home decorating technique where furniture/wall hangings and rugs are randomly placed.

His place was a mess. He used the Feng shit technique!

by Big_al August 26, 2013

shit vent

ass hole

To boss: "You can take your clip board and ram it up your shit vent."

by richleatherrabbit October 30, 2008

Shit chauffeur

Also "Shit Showfer"

One who drives a party bus, late night taxi or Uber service, or designated driver for the evening. Often forced to manage or at least put up with inebriated drama.

"I had to buy a whole case of baking soda and Kleenex for my Shit Chauffeur job tonight hauling around a bachelorette party. I heard two of the bridesmaids used to go out with the groom; which should really make it a red letter night."

by stripeypajamas November 6, 2017

coffee shit

the urgent daily ritual of emptying one’s bowel after two cups of the magic morning liquid.

I just finished my second cup and I really need to take a coffee shit right fucking now

by Vesla June 26, 2022

Hanky Shit

Anything extremely lame and shady.

Example A, getting set up by the police.

Example B, a person who stole money from a blind elderly lady.

Both are examples of hanky shit

by Master Fensei August 10, 2017

Shit wisher

Someone anxious for a cleavland steamer to drop.

Sweet shitface Suzi is such a shit wisher when I`m constipated.

by Papacoon January 8, 2009