get a penis

'get a penis' is meant to diss someone, it doesnt rly make sence but thats the fun of it. it can be used to male and female.

jeff: hey dude u missed a spot at cleaning
dude: get a penis man.

by Rduder August 13, 2008

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e-penis

One of the most popular words used by moronic Something Awful writers. A word that encourages a false sense of esteem within someone who knows themself to be inferior. Like those that say SUV drivers have tiny dicks.

"Rory, you just don't like anyone, and you must just have a tiny dick and a fat-ass car"
"Hey, I hate SUVs and guys who brag about the latest hardware they got for their tower, or their pimped out Mac; but that expression is so tired, it just makes you look like a jackass. And, hell, even /b/ might be more retarded, but at least they're funny"
SA: "e-penis, lol"

by Rory January 6, 2007

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penis sleeve

An unusual large amount of foreskin on an uncircumsized dick.

Mjolhner could never find his dick because his penis sleeve was too long.

by MurGaTroYd April 5, 2005

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penis ambition

A male with dreams of growing a real penis.

Dave: "are you coming out tonight?"

Jim: "noo, I think i'm going to stay in"

Dave: "You penis ambition"

by dannykent666 October 1, 2009

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ELMO The Penis

Elmo The Penis - is the name of the only real human penis in the only penis museum, located in Iceland - www.phallus.is

Elmo is huge, is complete with testicles, and was donated by an American while still living.

Elmo The Penis is the primary specimen in the world's only penis museum, located in Iceland. Elmo The Penis came from America, but is one of Iceland's tourist attractions!

Elmo The Penis is a really big penis.

If you know someone who has an Elmo Penis, they are very unique and very well endowed.

by Bipod August 24, 2008

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