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Mac a Shit

To shit ones pants so badly that it flattens out like a beef pattie
Your ass has a lump, did you Mac a shit?
Hey your kid stinks, I think he mac’d a shit
by BigSexy68 May 13, 2020
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Ballistic shit

A shit that exits the anus with such force, the toilet smashes or leaves a hole in a wall, window or roof
by Misterymissile September 3, 2020
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Shit of defeat

When you are defeated by a task, so you go and take a shit before giving it another go.
"Where's jack?"
"He's been trying to pass level 5 of candy crush for the last hour, but keeps losing, so he has gone to take a Shit of Defeat."
by Chuchundra November 16, 2018
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shit griddle

Taking a massive fresh shit/dump on concrete or asphalt that has been sitting in the hot sun.
"Isaac thought it would be a nice day for a steamy shit griddle."
by Fat Susie December 5, 2013
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Shit whisper

"Who has been shit whisperin in here?"

"It smells like a shit whisper sandwich in this place"

"Id appreciate it if you could shit whisper outside"
by theshitwhisperer November 11, 2013
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Ragu Shit

Anything considered cheap. The opposite of boujee.
Don't Uber Pool, that's some Ragu Shit.
by RaguShit March 17, 2019
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eat their shit

A person or group of people is said to eat their shit if they abandon all reason when forming a positive opinion.

Phrases using this construction are generally immediately followed by a conjunction and another clause describing the unreasonable or irrational action that is being performed by the subject.

From a logical viewpoint, people who eat their shit seem completely ridiculous. However, upon scientific inspection, it is revealed that eating one's shit is a social phenomenon closely related to, and indeed perhaps the same as, the bandwagon effect, which is well-documented in the field of psychology.
"It's one of those fuckin' animated movies that everybody goes and sees and fuckin' eats their shit and loves."

"Everyone eats their shit and wants an iPhone."

"Those kids eat their shit and spend all their time playing Smash Brothers."
by Pimp Triscuit December 14, 2009
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