My right nut

Not the left one

2k Kwame : my right nut hurts
Finn: you mean the left one
2k Kwame : no I mean the right one

by 2k quani October 17, 2016

Post Nut Clarity

Post Nut Clarity is like having a steak dinner in front of you, but you just ate. It should be great and it normally is, but you have already had enough. Post means after, as in after you leak juices from your penis, and the clarity is from the thought beams that shine down into your head.

Person 1: Yo bro Samantha gave me head but I got post nut clarity after so I did the dash

Person 2: damn that sucks bro

by RacksonRacks403 May 16, 2019

Nature Nut November

When you watch as many Pornhub videos during november as you possibly can so Pornhub can plant trees. This is sometimes done instead of No Nut November. (Pornhub plants one tree per 100 videos watched.)

Guy 1: Dude I just planted 100 trees last november
Guy 2: dude how'd you pay for that?
Guy 1: I just watched some porn for Nature Nut November!

by MazeZZZ September 2, 2019

Snatch my nut

A full throttle jerk-out of the male’s semen from the penis by the mouth, once the blowjob has reached the climax by ejaculation.

Fuckkkk, bitch keep suckin that dick cuz that nut boutta come out. Ahh shit, snatch my Nut!

by Eat my ass swallow my dick May 24, 2019

rainbow nut crunch

the act of getting a blowjob while making a peanut butter sandwich

Well i got home from raisins the gay hooters and i was craving a peanut butter ad jelly sandwich. Well i maid henrietta was having a very fine looking onsomble on. She came up and honeslty i had the biggest and most crooked backboard of a boner ever and i just couldnt wait to get to the den and she just gave me a rainbow nut crunch.............

by penis monser July 3, 2010

Sweaty Nut Funk

An odor that originates from a sweaty, usually unwashed, scrotum. The odor can range from peculiar, neither smelling good nor bad, to down-right awful. An awful sweaty nut funk smell is a good indication of the early signs of jock itch. The causes of sweaty nut funk range from physical activity, to nothing more than a long, hot car ride. Sweaty nut funk can often be treated with a warm shower, in which the scrotum is cleaned vigorously. If sweaty nut funk persists, contact medical help immediately.

After hours of riding in the car, Steve found humor in forcing Justin to smell his sweaty nut funk.

by Stevolio August 28, 2006

Seth nut milk

Nut from a middle-aged white father.

Dad named Bill: Honey, after the gun show, you want some of my Seth nut milk?
Mom named Beth: o Yes!

by TheMilkMaster126 November 5, 2018