doesn't like you

your crush

your crush doesn't like you

by CORSPE November 10, 2021

May the lulz be with you

The original phrase from Star Wars, edited by the people responsible for English-dubbed anime and coincidentally the inventors of rape.

Funny guy: I couldn't get a date for the prom, so I decided to go alone in a storm trooper costume.

Stoner: That'd be awesome dude*coughs**eyes water*! MAY THE LULZ BE WITH YOU.*fits of laughter*

by thelulz October 30, 2009

Bitch you thot

A phrase you say when I bitch who is also a thot tries to take your man

Patrisha “hey James 😉”
Falesha *drop kicks patrisha* “BITCH YOU THOT

by Fucthot69 October 26, 2017

i showed you that

When an individual reposts a link, quote, pictures, etc. on Facebook without crediting the person from which they were originally shown the material. The original poster usually comments the newly reposted material saying "umm...i showed you that" complete with nuances of irritation and a "wtf" feeling since you did not credit their name.

Usually used in cases of extremely viral, common, and clichéd material; therefore, a shout out is generally not expected.

"check out miss teen south carolina hahahaha"

comment: "UMMMM wow i showed you that."

by cal polyy October 4, 2009

tweet you later

when using twitter, in replacement of "see you later" or "talk to you later"

@<yourfriend> kk!! tweet you later!!

by slwk April 29, 2009

I purple you

Kim taehyung "I LUV U

"SUGA I PURPLE YOU"

by niki pavlo March 19, 2022

Thank You Card

An elegant, heavy stock folded card such as that left atop a silken pillowcase in a ritzy hotel - but in this case, the card, which reads, "Thank You" in large font on the cover, is left after slipping out early following a one-night stand. Inside the Thank You card, it must contain the following phrase in order to be considered an "official" Thank You card, "...for allowing me to fornicate with certainty." No other text, images or pigmentation may be visible. Just that phrase - and only that phrase.

It was 6:20 a.m. and I was slipping into my shoes very quietly as not to awaken anyone - when I remembered to leave a Thank You card. Per my usual routine, I placed the card on the kitchen table next to a copy of the Wall Street Journal, which I'd kindly retrived from the front door.

by Spin Douglass November 2, 2010