Cat Scratch Fever

Slang mostly used by males. Can be used by females too. Used when a male catches sexual feelings for a female. When her body drives him insane, when it’s all he thinks about. There is no cure. She gives him cat scratch fever, and in turn he can learn to give it to other females as well.

Male 1: “Bro did you see her?”
Male 2: “Yeah bro she’s a hottie”

Male 1: “She’s givin’ me cat scratch fever!”

Male 2: “Aw bro watch out there’s no cure”

by RonantheAccuser June 12, 2021

The dog is raping the cat

The dog is raping the cat is a military term that stands for the situation is fucked.

Sir! The dog is raping the cat!

by Henry Adam’s May 30, 2021

Schrödinger's Cat Paradox

1. (n.) A paradox created by Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger which outlines a situation in which a cat in a box, must be for all intents and purposes be simultaneously both dead and alive at the same time. This tests the theory of quantum mechanics by pouring in lethal radiation with the cat. Who knows if it's dead?
2. (n.) A justification for killing cats

The physics teacher tested quantum mechanics and the theory of probability by using the Schrödinger's Cat Paradox.

by DCCXIV January 3, 2016

10,11 buff cat

10,11 buff cat that have whiskers made from YOUR mom's special nose hair

YOUR mom : kids, I'm going on a date tonight

Kids : with who????
YOUR mom : a 10,11 buff cat that have whiskers made from YOUR mom's special nose hair
Kids : You're gay!!!! :D

by 10,11 buff cat June 6, 2022

fat cat seat

Overly cushy, large, fancy seat designed for the backside of a wanna-be big shot, often replacing a typical seat regular people sit in.

Even when the regular ballpark seats are filled with fans, many of the big blue padded fat cat seats behind home plate at Yankee Stadium stay empty because of unreasonably high ticket prices.

by Charleyslove August 26, 2017

kitty cat golf

Verb- to go to a golf course and defecate in a sand trap

"Yo man lets tip some cows"
"Hell no lets go kitty cat golf"

by Rangerrye September 26, 2013

One firm cat

A really cool dude who gets his swole on super hard at the gym.

That dude squatting is one firm cat.

by 12345one June 26, 2014