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Rules of Odds: Section 3

There are hotly debated rules of odds. However by definition section three states that if said loser of odds manages to escape paying the price on two separate occasions, they are therefore granted a free pass.

Section 3 also states that if over one week has passed since the original game of odds, then the loser is also granted a pass.
"Rules of Odds: Section 3 was granted to TJ's game of odds as she managed to evade the odds master on two separate occasions"

"TJ didn't have to shave her head because Rules of Odds: Section 3 was granted"
by Odds Master July 9, 2019
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:3

:3 is a representation of a cute/smiling expression and is commonly used to show happiness,/playfulness. Its appearance resembles a sideways cat face.
the "3" being its mouth and the ":" being its eyes
"thats so silly :3 "

"hiii :3"
by glorp:3 February 17, 2024
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UEFI Class 3

UEFI without any form of CSM/Legacy stuff.
You can install Windows 7 to UEFI Class 3 systems, but you need serious modifications.
by PhoneGuyYT June 20, 2025
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Number 3

A flatulence walk. Taking a solo walk outside or to the washroom to expel gas to prevent nauseating your fellow office coworkers, causing a disturbance or clearing out the office entirely. For flatulance in populated areas, see crop dusting.
Hey, where did you disappear to? I was just taking a number 3 outside and got some sun and fresh air at the same time!
by Arm4c August 8, 2025
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Number 3

n. (NUM-burr THR-ee) A condition characterized by the sudden onset of an acute and intense inchy sensation, centered on an individual's anal sphincter, and which demands the immediate attention of those afflicted. The condition is caused by two distinct factors: 1. Improper/ ineffective post-bowel movement wiping techniques, generally associated with laziness or other hurried factors, and 2. Physical activity necessitating the use of an individual's legs and buttocks, such as walking. There are multiple theories which attempt to explain the mechanics which lead to the condition, most studies point to the combination of drying feces and taint sweat to explain the end result of the condition.

v. The act of ass wiping, generally in the standing position, for the purposes of removing the poo/sweat slurry from an individual's stink-star, as well as the only known method of relieving the intense itching sensation associated with the condition.
Stanley: Man, this hike has really been swell, don't you think Dre?

Dre: Yeah, I guess, but you rushed me back at the house when I was going Number 2. And now, I got a serious case of Number 3!

Boomquisha: You two are nasty, I don't even know why I'm here...

Stanley: Don't worry Dre, if you can't make it back, I'll give you my shirt to use to go Number 3 find that tree.

Dre: Bet
by BigNutzCracker July 6, 2019
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3 horned Canadian pisswilly

When your buddy passes out at a party and u balance 3 empty stacked beer cans on his forehead
Yo last night Dave passed out at the party and we pulled a 3 horned Canadian pisswilly on em!
by Fatcockniggaaaaaa June 25, 2019
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