Meatball shits

Meatball shits; when you shit in your friends toilet and leave two meatball sized shits for him to find them later.

Hey bro I just left some meatball shits in your bathroom (make sure he/she is stoned asf so they forget you told them)

(Ashton kay Taylor )

by Kasen bjorhus May 7, 2019

The Jedi shit

When your severly constapated, and you have to use The force to get that bad boy moving

Luke skywalker : fucking hell Obe One, iv being trying to burst this shit out of me the last hour here and notings happening

Obe one: use the force Luke

Luke: sound lad that done the job

#The jedi shit

by Dots365 October 21, 2016

shits bitchin'

hella.

Notice!
Shits Bitchin'
hella

by egorrrrrr September 15, 2021

Shepard Shit

When you are on top of your game, doing it so good someone could mistake you for being Jesus ( He was a shepherd 😉 )

Person 1- " Don't bring that weak shit over here! "
Person 2- " Ya, that's right! We're on some Shepard Shit round here! "

by 'Denver's Finest' March 15, 2022

Shit-for-brains

Someone who focuses on negative things in making a decision!

The whole party focused on the negative aspects of inward migration and not the positive, they had shit-for-brains!

by SkwellyDancer May 15, 2018

Shit Stacking

A technique used for the digestion speedrun where one has loaded a constipation stool slug and charges it with lots of taco bell diarrhea to create an explosive charge that is really useful in combat

"this dude's a real pro at shit stacking he got a whole squad wipe when they were all trying to piss cancel."

by AntonioSwift77 March 25, 2022

Hooker shit

An expletive used when infuriated by a video game.

I can't beleive I fell of the track, that's such hooker shit!

by Neechie Bella June 11, 2011