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like the palm of his hand

Used in place of the expression, "knows it like the the back of his hand", implying one having an intimate relationship with the palm of their hand.
Bob knows these back country roads like the palm of his hand.
by iluvmako December 4, 2011
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Shit In My Hands and Clap

A way of objectifying to or expressing utter dislike for something.
I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than vote for Donald Trump.
by RossF92 August 19, 2016
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Eddy Loko Hands

When you duct tape a Four Loko to each hand and can't take them off until you are finished drinking them.
At our floor party, one room was themed "Eddy Loko Hands". What a shitshow.
by BroPaterno October 19, 2010
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cold, dead hand

From a poem written by an anonymous Quaker woman (circa 1911) as a means to thank church members who had given their time to handing out Gospel tracts. What an historical contradiction, that the NRA should have (unknowingly?) chosen these same words for their own gospel!
"The giver is greater than any man
That ever drew sword in war;
I reckon him nobler than king or khan,
Nobler and better far.
For wisest is he in this whole broad land
Of hoarding till bent and grey;
For all we can hold in our cold, dead hand
Is what we have given away"
(Anonymous)

California Yearly Meeting of Friends (1911)
by ReindeerBoy December 19, 2009
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Swedish Hand Towel

a technique involving covering ones hands in feces and then proceeding to face paint your partner with it.
Marys loves to play Swedish Hand towels with her dad.
by Vexillum April 26, 2011
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open-palm hand-clasp

What is sometimes a good idea to do when holdin' hands wif a pretty girl for da first time or two, particularly if (A) she is somewhat on da shy side, and/or (B) if she is considerably younger and/or smaller-statured than you, and so you don't want her to feel "pinioned" or "dominated". It simply involves your holdin' out yer gorilla-paws and cradling her slender delicate digits in yer palms, but not actually closing yer own fingers over hers, so that her hands are always "free". Usually da tentative-natured cutie will be so grateful for your gentle accommodating of her bashful uncertainty in this way that she will feel like "rewarding:" you by keeping her soft warm palms resting right there in yers for as long as you wish.
I employed da open-palm hand-clasp when I first tentatively romanced a slight-figured mid-teens sweetie-chick whom I'd known and played fun outdoor-games with ever since she was a cheerful smiley little girl; I guess my strategy worked, too, since she seemed totally "calm 'n' comfy" towards me, and never showed even the slightest inclination to lift away her shapely slender hands while she was sitting beside me on da couch. Plus most of her immediate family was home, as well, and they were also being super-friendly and warmly-welcoming to me while we were all sharing light casual conversation as a cohesive group, and so I actually felt like I was holding hands wif da whole family, not just wif Cute Daughter.
by QuacksO September 11, 2018
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new england hand chowder

Semen that is produced from some guy jackin' off in New England
Elliot produced some New England Hand Chowder after seeing April in her bikini in the Cape on Sunday
by von groovy June 22, 2019
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