chocolate

Chocolate is something brown and long that you can have in any size and also any flavor you can get this at a store, market, or the prison if you drop the soap

-"oops I drop the soap"
-"hee hee"
-" YO WHAT THE HELL, SOMETHING IS UP MY ASS"
-"this chocolate I'm gargling on taste so good"

by Iamsogayandsussy February 28, 2022

chocolate daquiri

A Cleveland Steamer preceded my the insertion of shaved or chipped ice into the anal cavity. The resulting poop-on-chest has the cold and frothy consistency of a brown frozen drink.

The chocolate daquiri I got last night was cold enough to make my nipples hard.

by Mongo T. Fair June 10, 2010

Chocolate

THE BEST FOOD EVER INVENTED!!!

Person 1; I hate chocolate.
Chocaholic;Who ARE you?!!

by Hehe7 January 2, 2020

Chocolate Swirl

A brown mountain is when you work at a cupcake shop and you run out of chocolate frosting. You then resort to using your shit. You squat on the table on make a swirl out of your chunky shit. A skinny Asian walks in, has your cupcake, and likes it. You then put her head in the oven, make a swirl of shit as lube and fuck her till the shit is in her ;)

“Dude I gave her a chocolate swirl last night”
“No way dude, I just did that to a newborn 👶🏿“

by Orgasmic Girl Sex January 9, 2021

Chocolate cake

When a man licks a women from front to back when she has a yeast infection

Hey babe I know you have a yeast infection but can I still get that chocolate cake

by Cakeman9876 April 5, 2022

Chocolate Banana Split

When a women shits while wearing a thong, splits shit in half and lands each side on her flip flops

"Did you see your mum do the chocolate banana split last night?"

by MrPharkuson July 2, 2022

Chocolate Manhattan

Sexual act where you defecate in someone's mouth after which they fellate you.

"Dave said he'd give me a chocolate manhattan"
"Like the cocktail?"
"Sure..."

by TheCarpenterHasArrived December 29, 2016