Penis Weasel

One who, by acting like a dick, ferrets out the existence of dicks around him.

That Penis Weasel was awesome. Without him we never would have known Terik was a dick.

by Aberrant Stampede May 3, 2011

shrinking penis

shrinkage of ones member until it shrivels up to nothing

Chris has a shrinking penis from all the raunchy sex he had.

by the lovely neighbor September 19, 2004

penis queef

Air that excapes the penis, usually making a "queeeeeeef" sound...
-Also see: queef

My man let out a penis queef after sex.

by TOMMY D. March 12, 2003

penis wrinkle

A complete idiot or bafoon

You're suck a penis wrinkle

by Anonymous December 7, 2002

Penis Lag

When your penis freezes to avoid ejaculation while in the act of sexual intercourse or while buttsecksing.

I had mad penis lag after a few minutes because I didn't want it to end.

by Jarryd January 23, 2006

Reverse Penis

A reverse penis is a vagina.

Her reverse penis is the opposite of a penis.

by Rusy Shakelford July 31, 2007

penis cocktail

When you offer a girl a drink of your choice.

We were out of scotch so I gave her a penis cocktail.

by dirk dig November 19, 2004