National Fake Friends Day

This is a day where you call a bitch out and post them, or you just drop them. This day is especially made for those in your life that seem like they're never happy when you're happy. The listed date is January 1st

"Hey, its January 1st, who are you gonna post?"
What's on January 1st?
"National Fake Friends Day!"

by just some random ass kid November 28, 2019

National Pussy Licking Day

a day for the ladies to get free head on 28th of February

Hey bitch it’s National Pussy Licking Day, get on ur knees cunt

by jamima77 December 10, 2020

National Suck Dick Day

This wonderful holiday falls on October 3rd

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!

by CumJuggler3000 September 24, 2019

National grab ass day

Me: yr bout to get freaking clapped

Friend: why
Me cause is grab ass day, gimme them cheeks

April 15 is national grab ass day

Again

by National ass grabbing day April 12, 2019

National slap ass day

November 7th is national slap ass day

Only girls who’s name starts w N are allowed to be slapped

Look there’s natalie slap her ass on national slap ass day

by Notmichaeldontevenworry November 5, 2020

National finger pussy day

April 13th you can go up to any girl and just grab her pussy and start going at it

National finger pussy day is great

by ya jdjiedhiedj May 25, 2018

National grab pussy day

April 23rd national grab pussy day. So go. Out and grab all the pussy you can. Its pune day.

Max: hey ita national grab pussy day' I grabbed Sarah's pussy and ahe was soaked.
Alex: really i wanna participate

by Punegod April 19, 2019