Brown Tie Affair

The act of laying a turd on a partner's throat, specifically horizontally so it resembles a bow-tie.

Jessica squatted and laid a turd across Brandy's throat. It was a brown tie affair.

by bhurmam September 19, 2013

Write down the brown

on monday Mrs. balicki makes you write down the homework in the shitty agenda.

"Write down the brown write down the brown sit your ass down and write down the brown agenda out agenda open dont you be moping Mondays a fun day"
"THAT WAS EAR RAPE MRS BALICKI"

by karlSDT23 November 14, 2018

PA Brown Donut

A sexual act when a man or woman from Prince Albert licks the starfish of their partner during sex.

My girlfriend gave me a PA Brown Donut last night without even asking. That's so rude!

by Bigmykale June 20, 2018

charlie brown syndrome

Charlie Brown syndrome is just bad luck. When nothing goes your way and whatever effort you do is slightly pathetic, that refers to Charlie Brown.

For example charlie brown syndrome, Charlie Brown could never kick that football because Lucie kept pulling it away from him. He never really had luck with the girl he liked, and things just never went his way. He also had a Christmas tree that was just sad.

As much as we like to root for the underdog Charlie Brown, he just can't get a break because of his bad luck.

by SkyCreation May 30, 2014

Charlie Brown Kwanzaa

a hilarious cartoon where charlie brown characters talk jive to each other and curse each other out its just fuckin awesome

yo i saw charlie brown kwanzaa and i laughted my ass off

by MYNAMEIST February 10, 2007

cunty brown dock

A Cunty Brown Dock is a rare sight even on hardcore scat movies. It involves a man or woman expelling a turd from his/her anus into the vagina of a receiving participant lady. Brown Docking is a more hygenic sexual practise and more commonly observed in scat movies. The Cunty Brown Dock is less favoured owing to the extreme hygienic implications. A turd being a bacterial mass of shit which can be the route cause of infection and disease.
Female scat porn stars receive as much as U.S.$5000 for allowing a turd to be passed directly into (their) vagina.

Sandra who was working as a scat porn star in Las Vegas, was deeply in debt to drug dealers, so she decided that evening to take a Cunty Brown Dock. She realised the risks, but had bought a large vaginal douche for use afterwards to wash out the steaming shit from her vagina.

by Clinton Sounds April 6, 2005

Mr. Brown

The best canned coffee drink out of Thailand. It comes in a short can with the grinning visage of who appears to be the late Peter Ustinov in a white suit, drinking a cup of coffee. The short, stubby can provides just the right amount of cool, creamy coffee goodness.

I'm going down to Saigon Market to pick up some pocky and some Mr. Brown iced coffee.

by the birds and trees December 18, 2007