Shit whisper

fart

"Who has been shit whisperin in here?"

"It smells like a shit whisper sandwich in this place"

"Id appreciate it if you could shit whisper outside"

by theshitwhisperer November 11, 2013

Shit of defeat

When you are defeated by a task, so you go and take a shit before giving it another go.

"Where's jack?"
"He's been trying to pass level 5 of candy crush for the last hour, but keeps losing, so he has gone to take a Shit of Defeat."

by Chuchundra November 16, 2018

Type shit

The phrase you use as a filler word at the end of a sentence. It’s a slang words for you understand .

I was gone off that Larry Bird last night, pop in gold bottles, getting lit, you know, type shit.

by Sikstoe September 9, 2023

shit faced

The act of being completely intoxicated. Usually associated with alcohol consumption.

I was so shit faced last night

Luke was so shit faced I doubt he remembers the strip club

I enjoy getting shit faced once in a while

by phantaxtic August 11, 2014

Mac a Shit

To shit ones pants so badly that it flattens out like a beef pattie

Your ass has a lump, did you Mac a shit?
Hey your kid stinks, I think he mac’d a shit

by BigSexy68 May 13, 2020

Ballistic shit

A shit that exits the anus with such force, the toilet smashes or leaves a hole in a wall, window or roof

I took a ballistic shit

by Misterymissile September 3, 2020

Shit Freckle

1. A small particle of shrapnel that lands on the underside of the toilet seat after a diarrhea blast. It’s only discovered by those who lift the seat to pee standing up.

2. A way of referring to someone that you dislike.

Pam said she was in the bathroom for a while because she had to do her makeup. The shit freckles on the bottom of the toilet seat tell me otherwise. I don’t know if I should confront her about this lie. I need to consult father O’Toole down at the boys club.

by Randy Tinklemuffin December 11, 2021