Taco Time

Time for Tacos

What time is it? It's time for Taco Time. It's time for Tacos.

by turdburgers August 11, 2023

team taco

A group/team membership that includes an inordinate amount of straight women who have come to accept their circumstance of not having males amongst their group/team.

-This is common with coed teams such as Bowling and Pool and Darts teams.....and Cornhole

Teammate 1- "There are no dudes on our team this sucks"

Teammate 2- "It’s ok we are a team no-less"

Teammate 3- "TEAM TACO!!"

All together -"TEAM TACO"

by Nuttmaster May 8, 2018

Taco Balls supreme

When you’re giving head and sucking the balls while you are wrapped up in the sheets like a burrito

Your mom gave me a Taco balls Supreme last night

by Doodoosweat October 8, 2017

top shelf taco

The epitome of sophistication and pleasure – the ultimate, superior and top shelf class of vaginas. Best indulged while sipping French champagne.

I am really curious, I think she might have a top shelf taco. I will buy her a champagne and find out.

by pertassels December 15, 2023

Taco King

1. A man, anointed by the sexual gods, who has the ability to juggle more than one woman’s sexual needs at a time. Gifted with endurance, skill and creativity his capabilities are reserved for royalty only.

2. Someone who is able to eat tacos 24/7 and not gain any weight much to the frustration of his friends.

The newly crowned Taco King demanded his crown jewels be kept safe while he finished with the Golden Queen and Duchess Dirty Bird.

by KickstandLover October 15, 2018

Pittsburgh Walking Taco

First, lay down a terrible towel as a place mat (this will get messy). Next: take pierogies, cole slaw, and french fries and place them over the testicles. Enjoy!

mmm I can't wait to give Mitch a Pittsburgh Walking Taco!

by PrincessThunderballs October 27, 2015

goose taco

Someone who acts so silly but tries to be professional at the same time

"Hey man what's going on?"

"Nothing, arguing with my girl about formal wear, she thinks short shorts are formal.."
"Still?!...man evie is a goose taco"

by Tonytony666 May 27, 2016