Egyptian Third Eye

The act of taking a shit without wiping then siting on your partners forehead, leaving a brown ring resembling a "Third Eye".

Last night in bed John gave me an Egyptian Third Eye

by Dr. JP December 8, 2009

coo coo eyes

1) Someone that wears glasses with strong magnification.
2) Someone with popbottle glasses.

3) Joseph Drakes nickname at Parmadale in 1991 besides helmit head or butt pirate.

4) A Ohio native AKA "Joseph Drake."

Mark: Man, Joe Drake is looking at me with his coo coo eyes again.
Steven: You better not drop the soap at shower time.

by papermoonfan January 4, 2011

Lift My Eyes

A saying used when you are feeling down and depressed.

John: You look sad today Chloe. :(
Chloe: Sorry , need someone to Lift My Eyes.

by `miley_cyrus August 16, 2009

one eye noodlin'

when your so hammed you cant sit strait up and everything looks better out of one eye

-did you see how drunk shawn was last night hahaha...

yea he was fuckin one eye noodlin' when he was drivin me home

by B ridin November 7, 2007

Chinny Moon Eye

To Poke fun at someone's mis-fortune.

Normally accompanied by pointing to you Chin, Knee the moon and then your eye.

'I only got 26% in my test'

"Chinny Moon Eye"

by Bondi Frank May 13, 2010

brown eye booger

What you call a small nut shard (peanut, almond, etc.) that gets caught around the outer edge of your anus causing an itchy, uncomfortable feeling. A common post poop occurance 1-2 days after eating any form of nut.

Pat: Why do you keep dancing around like that?
Jeremy: I ate a bunch of almonds last night and I keep gettting brown eye boogers in my ass. Be back in a minute, I need a re-wipe.

by turnyourface August 6, 2010

Biggie Smalls eye

To carry oneself in such a way that one's facial impediment is not a draw back to one's success.

He got a strait up Biggie Smalls eye but the ladies still love him.

by slixterdaddy August 1, 2016