muffle bag

a theoretical bag in which females are chosen for situations such as dates or booty calls.

Dude 1- "Dude, I don't know who I'm gonna ask to this fucking junior high prom."

Dude 2- "Just reach into that muffle bag of yours and pull something out."

by bronerfactory December 4, 2009

bag of fag

another way to say "fag". usually used to descibe homosexual people or people you just dont like.

ikea- "I hate that bag of fag."
avalon- "who?"
ikea- Daniel, duhhhhh.

by Ikea6969 March 5, 2009

Bag of chips

Bag of chips
bag-uf-chps
Noun
1 Slang for “dildo”

John: Broh, whats your favorite flavor of Bag of chips, ribbed or barbed? I like Elephant barbed.
Bob: wut

by ~Dork December 13, 2019

Bag of Crotches

A person can be a bag of crotches when calling them a crotch or crotchity is just not enough. This is a person who not only steals your job, but insists to everyone in your workplace that he or she is waaaaaay better at it than you are, and that he or she is always right, and can NEVER be wrong.

Amy is a Bag of Crotches. If I say something is blue, she will tell everyone that it is red, and somehow they will believe her.

by Oh ... That girl May 25, 2007

Bag it off

To forget about something or to insult someone/something.

1. "I really hate this train Michael. I'm going to bag it off" 2. "I hate doing the washing up." "Bag it off."

by Banjo Patterson123 February 20, 2012

shit in bags

Similar to the idea behind "don't cry over spilled milk", this phrase is widely useful. In a situation where something sucks for person A, person B might have the feeling like, well what are you gonna do, you cant do anything, so get over it, as in shit in a bag, man, there's nothing you can do about it. Thus, person B would say, shit in bags.
Props to Jen Smith, of Chicago, IL.

Person A: "My bike just got stolen!"
Person B: "shit in bags, man, nothing you can do about it."

by claire_nelson August 4, 2006

V-Bag

A term for the female's version of a Tea-Bag. Also known as Baseball-gloving. Consists of crouching over someone's face and moving up and down over them. -Usually used as an insult, especially in video games.

Nice Kill! You should V-Bag him!

by Miss Tracey xox October 7, 2010