Baby Beans

1) A term used to describe a dish by Catalan waiters to dupe tourists into eating baby squid.

2) Middle aged Spanish sweaty gentlemen of short stature who like the taller Welsh men. They are often found in bars trying to lead lost tourists into enclosed spaces where they can block the exit with the gleam from their shiny,sweaty head.

1) You ordered baby beans... i bring baby beans..

2) We nearly lost Andy to a baby bean last night...

by koficomeback! November 19, 2013

Baby Sitter

Someone who cares for children from birth generally up to 12.

Or someone who can't behave themselves on the job.

I was had an in-house babysitter named Warren, me and my friend named Joe had a quick 5 minute game of Monday Nite Football.

Warren came out of the office, saw us, and kicked our ass.

by Saints October 19, 2003

Bush Babies

Babies that are conceived on a drunken kayaking trip with your friends, either in a tent, bush or in the woods, but more specifically at Camper Baby Bay.

She got knocked up with Bush Babies last summer.

by 1/13/25 March 18, 2008

shake the baby

The process of pissing or urination. This definition is specific to male urination whether it may occur in bathrooms, public arenas, trees, or a neighbor's flower garden.

Josh drank beer for hours before he had to shake the baby.

by Kevin Joyner January 7, 2006

Baby Fever

When an over 30 year old couple see babies, they seem to want to have one

*A baby in a stroller is pushed past a couple*

Couple: AWWWW

Man: Lets have a baby!

Woman: YEAH, I love babies, I want one!

Friend: It looks as though you two have a case of the Baby Fever

by Barnabus E. Stinson December 10, 2009

butt baby

Another way to pronounce Barbrady.

"Hey officer butt baby"
"Its Barbrady!"
"What did we say?"
"Butt baby"
"hahahaha"

by dested April 13, 2007

baby mate

The act of cumming in a girls asshole then digging your tounge deep inside the festering hole and putting on soulja boy glasses and saying "I got me some baby mate"

Scott: "Hey Mitch"
Mitch: "What Scott"
Scott: "Did you get some baby mate last night or what?"
Mitch: "Nahh man that shit was ugly. "Watch me duuuuuuh yooouou"

Listen to Soulja boy song and you will know.

by ImmortalTecknique October 31, 2007