can-shitting

When you really have to go, so you take a crap in a can, bottle, cup, etc.

There's no gas station for miles! I'll have to try can-shitting.

by fuckanasspls April 9, 2015

Shit’s Fat

Noun and Adjective
- Meaning that a female’s gluteus maximas is above average in size.
- Large ass
- Big booty

1. Damn bro, you see that girl in the dress over there?
Yeah bro, shit’s fat
2. Yo, would you smash Autumn?
Hell yeah, shit’s fat bro

by 6’5”CantDunk May 21, 2018

Shit baby

A Shit baby is a shit so large that it takes more than a couple flushes and maybe a plunger, usually taking up to an hour to birth. Be sure to watch out for any After-shit if you experience or enter a bathroom previously used to birth a Shit baby"

Kevin: "Ryan, why'd you take so long on the toilet?"
Ryan: "Sorry man, had to birth a Shit baby AND wipe up the After-shit."
Kevin: "Ew, Ryan, TMI."

by monkey with a type-writer June 5, 2018

criminal shit

a shit that clogs the toilet. a shit that is so pale and rancid it makes people look away.

Emmanuel took a criminal shit that clogged the toilet.

i man robbed my house and just when i thought it couldn't get any worse i found his criminal shit in the back yard.

by mcpothead July 2, 2016

Timeless shit

What happens when you bring your phone in to the bathroom

Person 1: where's Dad?
Person 2: hes taking a timeless shit...

by Ur nan 69 August 8, 2017

man is shit

When yuh man horning yuh, hurting yuh, making yuh cry all de damn time, dunno how to fucking treat yuh right, cyah fuck yuh good, etc, you will use the term "Man is shit" this term will usually be used to describe benedicts man.

"You know Kyle horn me?Man is shit"

by idk.n.idc October 11, 2020

shit griddle

Taking a massive fresh shit/dump on concrete or asphalt that has been sitting in the hot sun.

"Isaac thought it would be a nice day for a steamy shit griddle."

by Fat Susie December 5, 2013