penis pump

alternative term: jamming
whereby male partner usually pumps his male partner's penis getting him off

opposit ends of the couch just thrusting one's foot into your partner's bulge for erotic pleasure

by marty August 24, 2003

Ablatio Penis

To have a penis cut off during circumcision. Resulting in sexual reassignment of a male (XY), to a Female (XX). Normally includes use of hormone therapy, and results in phyco-sexual abnormalities.

Example 1
Mike: Man, that chick looks like a total dude.
Andrew: Yeah, she most likely has an ablatio penis.

Example 2
Mike: Hey lets go out tonight and get trashed.
Andrew: Nah, Im just going to stay in tonight.
Mike: What do you have an Ablatio Penis?

by Michael Schmidtt January 26, 2009

Penis Racist

Someone that only has sex or hooks up with a penis of a certain race or color.

Sheldon asked Courtney if she likes black men, she replied 'No, only white guys, I'm a penis racist'. or Sure he has a nice car, has nice teeth, makes a lot of money and listens to Gucci Mane. But I'm not banging that dude because I'm a penis racist!

by Peaches216 November 14, 2013

buck penis

When a man has a visable boner and it hangs out over his pants, chair, etc. and is visable to people around him.

The night at the hookah bar was ruined by the skinny kid with his huge buck penis that scared off my friends and made my girlfriend yearn for it.

by The Heebrew Hammer September 22, 2005

disco penis

a penis which is stuck in the era of disco common syptoms are

*penis is constantly whistling abba tunes

*you find a disco ball up your ass

*your penis will dress in white

"hey my penis has the fever-the boogie fever!"

"man have i got a bad case of disco penis or what all ive been hearing all day is abba tunes"

by Swift December 13, 2003

penis butthair

Slang for peanut butter.

My favorite flavor of ice cream is penis butthair and chocolate.

Will you make me a penis butthair and jellie sandwich?

(Combo) Will you make me a penis butthair and gaylie sandwich?

(Combo) - My favorite flavor of ice cum is penis butthair and cockolate ice cum. Too bad they don't serve it at the Cheesecock Fucktory, but I know Baskin Robbins has it.

by Reebs May 10, 2006

penis butter

these dumb ass fuck knobs that actualy think up this i.q. lowering brain jizz, type of shit.

u r such a penis butter slamwhich biiiaaaattcchh!!

by peenis butter fucker September 3, 2003