Jacking off

Helping your uncle Jack get off of a horse.

That guy was Jacking off in the stock yard.

by Kid with assburgars March 1, 2019

Cracker Jack

A white person who frantically tries to beat there dick so there dad doesn’t catch them

Also can be used as a method of jabaiting people into fucking you

I had to Cracker Jack before step sis caught me

by Bigboy_911 April 25, 2019

Captain Jacked

When you are at the strip club and a girl is twerking her ass in your face you stick your finger up her ass in a hook like shape in such a way as she can not escape.

Dude Bob totally Captain Jacked that stipper last night

by Hotdog Pimpin November 8, 2018

Playing Jacks

Euphemism for male masturbation.

Where's Johnny?
He's in the bathroom, playing jacks.

by I Like Piah November 21, 2009

Fliddy jack

A fat shite that likes to suck gaucas’ toe

Omg have u heard of that fliddy jack Duncan, what a flid

by Jack Duncan is a nonce February 20, 2019

Jack Squat

The act of masturbating while crouched directly over the face of someone that is sleeping. Upon nearing completion, you let out a yell so the sleeping recipient wakes up in horror while you simultaneously finish.

Bill gave his girlfriend a Jack Squat during her evening nap, suffice to say they're not together anymore.

by The Squater April 24, 2019

Fart-jack

The act of covertly farting right after someone else has farted so the original farter takes all the blame.

I know my fart did not smell like that did, you just FART-JACK me.

Someone in this car just Fart-Jacked me because I know that wasn't me.

by Brain Giggles April 4, 2017