tool bag

Someone who is more than simply a tool. So much of a tool in fact, that a mechanic's collection of tools does not contain as many tools as would equal the level of tooldom that a "tool bag" contains. Therefore, their tool level is higher than tool and moves up to "tool bag."

Martin is a tool bag

by cruggina October 27, 2013

bags ball

a place to meet a certain type of woman..........usually the older divorced type that are desperate for cock. generally a knocking shop(uk)or seedy bar open til late,with shit 80<s music and a worse dj.but , guaranteed a leg over

fuckin ell , at that bags ball last night , i coulda balled any one of the desperate old bags!

by groovywordbender February 28, 2011

Bag of cheese

This literally means a bag filled with cheese... yes tasty yummy scrumptious delectable cheese

or it could mean a person who is cheese headed

ex 1.

Super market person: So what do you want?

Person at the store: a bag of cheese

ex 2.

Person 1: Hi, did you know flamingoes are.....(random facts).....

Person 2: You're such a bag of cheese!!!!

by NOT Barack Obama January 7, 2010

Duf Bag

A guy who is a combination of a dufus and a douche bag. Thinks he's too cool to be considered as a "dufus" but dorkier than a "douche bag."

I saw this major duf bag walking on campus the other day wearing a ear piece phone.

by ArtsyT May 16, 2011

pity bag

A pity bag is having sex with someone because you feel sorry for him or her.

God, life totally fucked him up today. I´m gonna throw him a pity bag.

by the_foreigner May 14, 2011

Enima Bag

One who is full of shit.

Joe:"you could fart on his pillow and he'll get pink eye"
Jim:"yeah right you enima bag"

by Carl_Time March 5, 2009

Flavio bag

A ridiculously small piece of male swimwear typically worn by out-of-shape older men. The combination of swimwear and wearer thereby exposes an excessive amount of unattractive flabby, pasty flesh, and leaves far too little to the imagination.

It was named for former Formula 1 personality and manager Flavio Briatore, noted for favouring this type of swimwear in public, and thus being featured in the worldwide media dressed this way.

Ed: Hey Tone, check out the old dude in the Speedos on page 23.
Richard: That's Flavio Briatore.
Tony: They're too small for Speedos. He's wearing a Flavio bag.

by Dob in a Nerd April 5, 2013