Pouch Baby

A baby that was born with cocaine in it's system due to parents doing blow.

you fucken stupid kid, i knew u were a pouch baby
Elijiah you fucken techno pouch baby!

by crunksta101 February 15, 2007

Poo Baby

Big albino fat ass who typically can be quite rude and has a large temper, in his free time he likes to burn down storage buildings and hurt his friends feelings.

Oh look at Poo Baby over there, isn't he a big albino fat ass?

by Gageybaby November 19, 2019

Gunted Baby

Two individuals with protruding sacks of fat between their gut and their genital area who conceive a child after lifting their gunt away from their genital area. Then, the child is destined to be born with a gunt, twice the size.

Doctor: "Holy shit is that the baby's butt on it's way out?"
Nurse: "Nope that's the gunt."
Doctor: "Holy shit that's one massive gunted baby!"

by Mum&Dad2 October 7, 2009

clay babies

Jersey shore bitches/fuckers who sit in tanning booths for hours on end, or those who use self-tanner and turn orange.

Gabe: You see those clay babies over there?
Erin: You mean the clan of orange people?!
Gabe: They look like they are from Jersey!!!

by ernieskool June 15, 2011

baby eater

a fat bastard who is hungus to eat everything

shit man thats one fat baby eater fuk wheres ma sister.

by biarch July 1, 2003

angry baby

a baby that does not want to be born

no i dont not want to be born i will punch your vagina because i am an angry baby.

by Corey the arabian October 2, 2006

Baby Dropper

A woman's private parts, her po-po, her va-jay-jay. especially if the woman is a) known for having a lot of babies, or b) not using protection / loves sex without a condom.

Yo, I got down with that chick from the party last night. I was all up in her baby dropper when her kid txted her and killed the moment.

by billdcon December 2, 2010