Kiss

When two partners misuse their food holes by mashing them together for inexplicable arousal. It's not for that. Just think of all the bacteria and foreign DNA being transferred through those tongues if you really get into it.

Jane and Joe: *intense, forceful kissing*
Bob: stop. stop transferring saliva. stop misusing your food holes... you know, the ones you shove pizza and hot wings into. quit your sickening oral arousal affair and go touch grass.

by Rhombicosidodecahedron July 29, 2023

Kiss Trak

Unlike a Diss Trak, a Kiss Trak is a song that explains the artist's need to fuck another person

Uh, I can't think of any examples of a Kiss Trak, you know, except for every song in existence

by Funnyclock301956 April 4, 2021

Hershey's Kiss

The grotesque aftermath of masturbating after shitting without wiping. The masturbator positions themselves towards the back of the toilet seat to make it easier to shoot the load into the toilet, which results in a Hershey's Kiss shaped turdlet on the back of the seat

"Bro, can I shit at your place? I can't go at my place anymore."
"Why not?"
"My roommate keeps leaving Hershey's Kisses on the fucking toilet seat."

by Richard Noggin October 15, 2022

kiss your crush day

on september 28th you get to go to your crush grab him/her and just kiss them

yo bro, did you know today is kiss your crush day

by adambarasch September 23, 2021

INDIRECT FRENCH KISS

Yes not just the INDIRECT KISS but was they on an ASSHOLE.

I drank from a water bottle as I was so FUCK THIRSTY that it was my training already that INDIRECT FRENCH KISS to any SHITTY ASSHOLE.

by SIXTIES LITTLE GIRL August 21, 2021

Kiss of the devil

When one is chewing big red gum then proceeds to have oral sex (butthole licking) of the taint hole on their said partner or partners....

Rick was chewing big red then licked randys asshole...Randal replied it's so hot and spicy it's ass if it was a kiss of the devil on my asshole...

by el-gato-negro March 4, 2019

Breakfast kiss

Pouring milk and cereal into your partner's mouth, then kissing them, sharing the breakfast between eachother.

"I breakfast kissed Angelica this morning!"
"Oh, gross."

by Sweet-sticks February 28, 2020