did i ask

something someone says whenever they do not care

Person 1: Bro I fucked my girl last night
Person 2: Ok cool. But, Did I ask?

by apostrophii February 19, 2020

I didn’t ask

The worst comeback in the world. Use this, and you’ll be ridiculed and hated by everyone around you.

Guy 1: Hey should I watch the new Toy Story?
Guy 2: I didn’t ask.
Guy 1: You’re such an asshole.

by cosmiselite September 2, 2020

I Like That Mocha

An expression to be used when an attractive person with mocha-colored skin walks by.

Girl 1: Did you see that guy who just walked by?
Girl 2: Mhmmm, I like that mocha!

by Valentine B. November 25, 2010

I can’t take

BIG DICK BUT I SUCK ON IT

“I AINT FUCKING WITH A PUSSY GOTTA BUMP ON IT “
“Are you singing I can’t take big d-“
“Yes”

by DELIBOE December 27, 2019

I rember 😃

I rember meaning you want a threesome with futas

"I rember 😃" that guy was never seen again

by Phil Mahar September 5, 2021

...before I NUT!

A phrase, in reference to the embarrassingly minuscule amount of time it takes for you to cast your concoction, used to establish a 30 to 40 second time frame in which you would like something to be accomplished.

*enters Build-A-Bear Workshop*
I need this Bubsy Snuggabear stuffed...before I NUT!

by Sweat Short Gang November 7, 2018

liz-i-fy

changing something dull and bland into something great, colorful, and spectacular!

i will liz-i-fy you for your own good.

by helloliz November 26, 2011