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Smooth as shit

Whenever some does a really clean maneuver.
Or just a real nice poo
That russian ice skater lands smooth as shit.
I only drink smoothies bro no solid foods.
by Smoothasshit February 13, 2018
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Shit it up

When a redneck or redneck family moves to a different area with their broken down vehicles, couches on the porch, toilets in the yard, etc.
The people next door just moved in, it didn't take long for them to shit it up.
by sturgy March 28, 2015
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shitting poopfuck

Shitting Poopfuck is when a couple (or more) people shit on each other naked. It is like a cumshot, but with shit. It is very hard to find, and is best not to search on Google images
so i was watching shitting poopfuck yesterday, and my mom walked in!
by (dude)dhs1976 December 29, 2015
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Dehydrated shit

The dehydrated shit is when your shit is so dry, that it scraps the outside of your anus whole as it’s leaving. This process is very painful and results in birthtears.
Bobby: yo Kevin my ass hurts so much

Kevin: oh why?
Bobby: I just had a dehydrated shit man!
by Mac The Frog April 29, 2019
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shitting point

The point at which the workload of a system causes performance to degrade exponentially. The system's output cannot match its input, and thus either long wait times or catastrophic failure occurs. Most often seen with computer systems.
It's probably going to take months for this definition to get approved because the ratio of submissions to moderators at Urban Dictionary has reached the shitting point.
by Idle.Idol August 27, 2013
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Meatball shits

Meatball shits; when you shit in your friends toilet and leave two meatball sized shits for him to find them later.
Hey bro I just left some meatball shits in your bathroom (make sure he/she is stoned asf so they forget you told them)

(Ashton kay Taylor )
by Kasen bjorhus May 7, 2019
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Shit Stiffy

When an individual has to shit very badly and goes in his pants. What other people see is a reverse boner made of shit protruding from your back pocket.
by Hobo from Hell August 3, 2012
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