shit hemmorhage

cross between shitting your pants and having a brain hemmorhage

I thought my boss was gonna have a shit hemmorhage when i called off work tonight!!

by rn_2007 March 18, 2009

slab shit

Slab shit is such a huge shit that you pass out when you shit it. It is so large that is leaves your ass with a black hole for a bootyhole. If you ever have a slab shit, call 911 ASAP as you can die of blood loss

"Yo did that nigga just give birth through his booty?" "Nah nigga that was just a slab shit."

by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019

E-Shit

An amusive nickname for people named Elias

Damn, E-Shit get over here.

by E-Shit November 7, 2022

This covid shit

An Aussie phrase, utterance or cluster of words to portray the emotion behind the archetype of which is Covid 19 as being somewhat of a disturbance to past, present and or future plans.

You doing much this week? Nah 'this covid shit' has really fucked me around

by Mickpsandham August 5, 2020

Shit thrower

It's basically an enslaved ape who had one to many enchiladas and is now throwing it's shit at every four year old girl with her Elsa back pack at the zoo.

That is a big shit thrower

by Pieceofshit43 May 5, 2020

Shit Night

Partaking in a night out inhabiting 2 Long Meadow Way. Resulting in a fucking abysmal night.

"Fancy a fucking shit night night at Meadow?"

by Munktus August 17, 2020

shit hustle

The act of walking to the bathroom in a brisk manner, after having the feeling of the hammer of god just slam down onto the inside of your anus.

Josh: My stomach feels funny.

Mike: you better be careful you might shit your pants.

Josh: **running to the bathroom** oh man i am gonna be doing the shit hustle in a second!

by ih5365 July 22, 2012