One-eyed Snake

The one-eyed snake, other wise known as the penis or dick.

"Hey Jim, sorry i'm late, was playing with the one-eyed snake in my bathroom"

by Jackie kneoff January 1, 2016

One Hand Numbnut

A Numbnut that bets his entire stack of chips on the first hand of a game of poker, believing it to be unbeatable, only to lose.

The One Hand Numbnut went all in on a pair of Queens!

by Zoddy Zod August 14, 2006

Good one, James

Phrase, used to indicate that the joke your friend just told was really lame.

Friend: "What's brown and sticky? A stick."

*silence*

You: "Good one, James."

by The Sticky Turtle September 28, 2011

One-Floor rule

The annoying rule applying to Cougar Village, an on-campus student housing facility at the University of Houston, that says you can only use your Cougar ID to go to ONE FLOOR of the building, the floor you live on, and no other floor.

The elevators have magnetic strips where you have to swipe your ID in order to use the elevator. Sort of an overly-bureacratic security measure type thing.

(Two people get into an evelator at Cougar Village and one guy swipes his card to go the third floor.)

Guy 2: Hey man can you hit 6 for me?

Guy 1: One-floor rule bra, sorry. I live on 3.

Guy 2: Man, fuck that.

by FuctButSects October 24, 2010

the last of the real ones

the biggest bop of the century

lmao i love the last of the real ones

by iiadrenalized June 29, 2018

One Inch Wonder

Used to describe a penis that, when erect, measures ~1 one inch.

"Hey, you know Tom, when his GF found out he had a One Inch Wonder, he was dumped straight away."

"After I took that pill, my One Inch Wonder was raring to go."

by Joey935 April 1, 2015

itchy one grip

You use your index finger for making a number one sign and you also use the same finger on the trigger when holding a gun. Also you are also a very trigger-happy person. So itchy one grip is holding a gun with your index finger on the trigger while hoping and praying and hoping and praying and hoping and praying that you get to squeeze it ASAP so very many many many times..

You - My nigga here gotta itchy one grip
Nigglet - My tek has one in the chamber and 32 in the clip

by dka81 May 6, 2018