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bad news bears

in the process of receiving, or just after hearing, unfortunate information this statement may be appropriate or necessary
Friend 1: I was walking past your house the other day, and I saw your wife was presenting herself to me... anyway i ended up breaking most of your furniture in the ensuing lovemaking.
Friend 2: What?!?! I loved that furniture, and that whole wife thing is pretty bad news bears too.
by tibbs-the-great February 21, 2019
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New York hummingbird

Man, I had to dodge 5 New York Hummingbirds today
by Erthpig February 14, 2014
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kinderhook new york

Town/Village in Upstate NY This was a fun town. Broad Street was the place to hang out after school. MVB was where all the Ichabod kids went to school for grades 3-5 the village was great

Then 2020 and Covid hit

The citiots arrived in droves from NY City, the same people who praised De Blasio and Cuomo for shutting things down to prevent the spread are the ones who left to come upstate due to far less restrictions. Kinderhook has become a nightmare full of rich, miserable white people. They walk around with their trophy dogs and let them shit all over the sidewalks. They frequently use walking sticks to keep their "balance" even though they look completely stupid and idiotic. It doesn't matter what time of day it is, they are out and are pissing off the locals, whether it is a Thursday at rothermal park where the fat stay-at-home moms scream at local teens for playing at the baseball or basketball courts or a Saturday morning of the old people flauting their new JCrew sweaters and Michael Kors handbags, walking around the village with their 3 masks and rubber gloves on. You can find them anywhere, sitting at Broad Street outside shooting every passerby a dirty look or at the yuppie bar Saisonnier, which is filled to the brim with rich central park looking people who make snide remarks.

So that's it for Kinderhook, it was a happy and enjoyable place to live and be for many years, but once the citiots arrived, they have taken their way of city life and ruined a great place.
guy: It's saturday, lets go to rothermal and shoot some baskets!!
Buddy: Nah, all the city people are out, we'll get yelled at for being too loud.
guy: Ugh, I miss the old kinderhook new york.
by runningtheapartment April 11, 2021
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New age indian

Urban indians that follow more new age ways over traditional
Look at that new age indian with all them crystal s and patchouli
by Nativewicasa September 18, 2018
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New Orleans tickle

That inner, light and free feeling of enthusiasm & eagerness when you know you are going to be there soon to renew old memories, ie. "Tony's Spaghetti House", Acme Oyster House, walking along the Waterfront, smells, ie. perfume, "Blue Blossom" and umm, begnets, oyster shells on the curb (phew); noises, the bells at St. Louis Cathedral, and the clip clop of horse's hooves pulling buggies ,sirens, or "I bet I can tell you where you got yo shoes!", sights (you name it) .
I got the New Orleans tickle, cause I'm heading down there tomorrow for French fun, fantasy, frolic, n'food!
by Catholic Devil July 18, 2012
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Dirty New Yorker

A large creature with super human strength. Has skin that can deflect arrows and bullets alike. First discovered in drawings on caves in perhistoric times. It towers over any middleschooler and can crush a human skull and rip apart any poor soul that comes in its path. Also known as the puffdaddy.

I was with my unit in the war when I sensed a Dirty New Yorker behind us. Everyone was dead before we knew what hit us.
I felt on top of the world until the dirty New Yorker came and ripped my limbs part.
by Wizzardandrew March 14, 2013
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New York Buttplug

The process of putting an open beer bottle up your ass letting all the beer go into your ass and then you put your ass up to the sky then you take out the beer bottle and someone drinks the beer from your ass.
Did you hear that Jeff tried the New York Buttplug last night ?
by Bigdicknibba April 14, 2018
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