like chalk and cheese

Completely Different From Each other

Harry and Jim are Like Chalk and Cheese .Harry is Outgoing and Athletic.Jim is aloof and Studious

by Like Chalk and Cheese May 30, 2016

green cheese machine

1.) what you call someone who is an amazingly huge fag

2.) Someone who plays call of duty all day

3.) A kid with hair that looks like pubic hair

4.) A person who talks really slow like a stoner even though they dont smoke

kid- mr. moxley call me green cheese machine

teacher- go fuck yourself

by Garrett dockdella January 24, 2011

National Cheese-It Day

National Cheese-It Day is a day where one can eat Cheese-Its, make food with them, or have a food fight with them. This day is made for Cheese-It fun! Oh, and it's also the day where you can go cow tipping.

I'm going to have a food fight on National Cheese-It Day!

by NinjaStyleCheese December 18, 2012

sloppy grilled cheese

When a person vomits and it dries up the they poop on it then that dries then they vomit on it again then eat it again

Dad:Man I love my sloppy grilled cheese

Son:so do I
Dad:...

by Yeetus123456791 May 22, 2017

Moist cheese stick

Moist cheese sticks is when a man/guy/transgender dips his dick(see definition) into a mixture of Apple juice and jizz(aka the apple shake) then uses that mixture to put out the fire on the girls vagina hair(aka bush gardens)by rubbing it on the flaming area. Once the fire is out he licks he vagina till it is spotless. The cheese stick part comes because the boy does not have a boner(see definition).

He wants the moist cheese stick

by Moist cheese stick May 15, 2016

Stringy Cheese Surprise

When you masturbate continuously and your semen turns into a stringy cheese surprise.

"I had a stringy cheese surprise last night."

by hillbillyhickfuck April 13, 2015

Cheeto without the cheese

How dare you lick off all the cheese you sicko.

A Cheeto without the cheese is just a toe

by Just a person procrastinating October 13, 2021