Green G

A name for Marijuana. Often used instead of "weed" in places where the substance is still illegal in order to not alert cops.

"I smoked that green G yesterday and ended up flying through the galaxy".

by NOUSERNAMELEFT October 11, 2023

green grum

That intangible “it” factor of something that is sweet for the soul

That guy moves with some sort of green grum. He’s more than smooth!

by CumPiler May 26, 2024

Green Wank

1. When an individual, organization, or political group promotes or implements a seemingly eco-friendly initiative that is more about self-satisfaction or public image than delivering meaningful environmental benefits. Often overlooks practical solutions or creates unintended negative consequences elsewhere.
2. When an individual or group engages in performative or self-indulgent environmental actions that are designed to make them feel good or look virtuous but provide little to no actual environmental benefit.
3. A form of virtue signaling disguised as eco-consciousness.

See also Green Wash.

The Green Party proposing to reduce local sheep farming, even though it’s more sustainable here and the alternative is importing lamb from halfway around the world, is classic Green Wank.

by AuthenticFake December 2, 2024

Green goblin

Sour four loko it will get you flying

Guy one: “I just drank two green goblins tonight
Guy two: now I gotta pick you up off the floor

by The crusader June 26, 2023

The Green Surprise

grinch with his dick out riding a candy cane dildo. Made by Javon Speller, vonnnnster on twitch

bro did u see Von made the green surprise 2?

by Vonnnnny May 3, 2024

green screen kid

A person on YouTube that is under the age of 13 that uses the green screen feature on YouTube to steal people's content.

Recently, green screen kids have been ruining YouTube.

by anonacc6468 June 9, 2024

Green

A person that isn't cool.

John: Did you know that Johnny is green?

James: No, I had no idea, but it makes sense.

by Ecoblaster99 January 18, 2021