barbed penis

A penis that feels like it's going to kill your vagina. Normally when you are a virgin

Ugghh. He had such a barbed penis

by Stratton2163 January 28, 2015

Backy Penis

Backy penis is just a normal Roll-Your-Own Cigarette with a slight change.

Before you put your loose tobacco(Backy) into to your rolling paper, you rub the particles of tobacco over your penis or anothers penis. For extra pleasure some people ejaculate over the tobacco.

Peter: "Simon! You want to do some backy penis tonight?"

Simon: "Yeah sure. I'm up for that man"

Peter: " What shall we do? sperm or no sperm?"

Simon "Sperm!"

by Electromad May 10, 2010

Crater Penis

A penis that is so small that it is inverted, much like a crater

Samantha: Oh My God, please whip it out John
John: *whips it out*
Samantha: Ew, it's a crater penis!!!!

by Crater, Esq. December 23, 2010

Penis Boy

A whimsical phrase built off of the pool boy fantasy; A guy who is only sought after for his dick because of his superior sexual prowess.

"You're my penis boy. All of my vagina needs are satisfied."

by Imblessed September 25, 2017

Air Penis

A form of corporate communication (sign language) whereby one uses their hand movements to mimic the placement and pleasure of a penis.

Common examples if Air Penis include:

Fuck nose - copulation of ones nose with your fist

Wanker - copulation / stroke movements around ones groin area

Life Saver / Dick Head - with one hand cocked towards the back of ones head, the other is randomly throwing out rope from ones forehead

by Rashanyn April 17, 2014

pug penis

Small cock

That man has a pug penis like that Asian

by [e-mail] May 29, 2017

Penis-Fart

When a male either flatulates or shits out of his OWN reproductive system.

Screw you....penis-fart.

by The Bubblegum Fiend October 10, 2003