National Smack Ass day

April 15 is the day you smack a girl’s ass and they can’t get mad

Boy: Yo, its April 15, you know what that means. It’s National Smack Ass day
Girl: Fine, go ahead

by ladybellum24 April 14, 2019

National kiss a girl day

Go up to a girl and grab her ass and kiss
On April 11

National kiss a girl day is when you go up to a girl and kiss but also grab her ass while kissing

by The handle is hard April 11, 2019

National Peg A Man Day!

November 1st is National Peg A Man Day! So girls grab your strap on dildo and peg a man!

Eve: hey Stephen!
Stephen: yes Eve?
Eve: Can you bend over for me please?
Stephen: ok?
*Eve puts the strap on dildo inside of him and starts thrusting*
Stephen: AAAAAAH OH FU- OOOOOOH~
Eve: 😈
Stephen: WHY- UH ARE YOU- OOOOH DOING THIS?!
Eve: because it’s National Peg A Man Day!

And before you guys say I’m a simp, I’m a girl 😀

by taromybobatea August 3, 2022

National Bully Olivia Day

November 26th Is National Bully Olivia Day! Any Olivia you know is to be bullied. Kick em’ spank em’ do anything but luv em’

Olivia: why are you so mean to me today?

Person 2: it’s because it’s National Bully Olivia Day today!

by NotAnActualGinger November 21, 2019

National Bully Hailey Day

September 25th, The day in which you bully anyone you know named Hailey. And you really can’t get in trouble because it’s National Bully Hailey Day!

Hailey: why are you so mean to me today?

Person 2: because it’s National Bully Hailey Day

by boomchacha May 12, 2020

National Slap Ass Day

May 13 and 14 is national slap ass day

Oh shit Jon just slapped Jessica's ass
Duh dude, it's national slap ass day

by 69694206969 May 10, 2019

National slap ass day

The national day of April 13th is when anyone and everyone can slap anyone’s ass

Go up to her a slap her ass, it’s okay it’s national slap Ass day

by Gigi🐐 May 25, 2018