WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEPBRO

"HELP I'M STUCK IN THE WASHING MACHINE AGAIN AND I CAN'T GET OUT". "I'LL COME AND GET YOU SIS" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEPBRO?" "YEAH OH THATS GOOD" "OH OH OH OH MY GOD HARDER YES YES YES I'M CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "WYF DID YOU JUST CUM IN YOUR STEP SISTER"
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WHEN SHE GETS STUCK IN THE WASHING MACHINE SHE SAY "WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEPBRO"

by YOUR STEPSIS ADVISER November 2, 2020

Don't mind if I do

I phrase/saying to say while taking something that should have been, but wasn't, offered to you. Usually goes along with a deliberately rude gesture, like snatching something off a table.

At the Christmas Party, important guests were given a free tree ornament. Someone who was not supposed to get one walks up to their table and says abruptly "Don't mind if I do" and takes one of the ornaments for themselves.

by hungryjerk November 28, 2013

do one dickhead

its ma crews slang it means fuck off quick b4 i jump ya aight!

oi do 1 dikhead ! shit hot lyk!

by Lol June 29, 2004

i do but i don't

the desire to put forth energy towards a particular action, and the equal amount of desire to not want to.

wanna go to the movies?

i do but i don't

by drecoterie August 1, 2012

Why did you do that?

Well, I wanted to. If you are reading this, why did you do that? If you leak shit, why did you do that?

Nigga: Drops lean on homie's shoe
Homie: Man, why did you do that?
Nibba: I wanted to.

by i am urban man February 16, 2019

if its not worth it don't do it

the greatest phrase ever invented by skeppy.

skeppy: im not gonna do it because if its not worth it don't do it
baldboyhalo: STOP SAYING THAT SKEPPY!

by pencilboy928 June 9, 2020

Please do not eat the weeds

A joke from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Dimitri and Dedue are finding plants among the weeds, Dimitri wants to eat the weeds but Dedue tells him not to.

Dimitri: Sometimes you find edible plants among the weeds

Dedue: Please do not eat the weeds

by Nion_YT May 8, 2022