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bakersfield grilled cheese

When your butt/thigh hairs bunch up and tangle, causing it to pull apart when you sit down and take a shit
Skweezy Jibbs on bakersfield grilled cheese: U KNO WHEN U PLAY BASKETBALL
OR WORK OUT AN UR BUTT AN
THIGH HAIRS R 2 LONG AN THEY
GET ALL TWISTED UP IN2 A BUNCH
OF GREASY KNOTS $ AN THEN
WHEN U SIT DOWN ON THA TOILET
LATER AN SPREAD UR CHEEKS
ITS LIKE PULLIN APART A NASTY
GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH??
THATS A BAKERSFIELD GRILLED
CHEESE
by cliqqbabe April 21, 2022
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Chinese Cheese Wheel

When your bomb ass chinese side piece eats a whole bag of cheese puffs and her fingers get caked in cheese. She then proceeds to give you a cheesy handy until you cum in her hand. She then rolls the cum and cheesey crust into a cheesy cum wheel and eats it. Chinese cheese wheel
Yo bro did you see Mark's girlfriend last night? She was giving out some bomb ass Chinese cheese wheels bro!!
by Lil Dick On the Prairie July 23, 2020
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Frozen Grilled Cheese

When you have your girl press your warm, toasty, male genitals between her ice cold feet.
Her: My feet are freezing
Him: How about I slip my hot junk between your cold feet to warm them up?

Her: I love me a man who let's me give him a frozen grilled cheese
by TheR3alMa1lM@N November 3, 2017
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Cold Grilled Cheese

The condition of the vagina the morning after sexual activity in which the labia majora and minora act as if they are in a sticky fused state similar to trying to slowly pull a cold grilled cheese apart.
The morning after a memorial night of passion, Pete turned to his mistress for round 2 and said "Dammmm, Jodi , that was some good squish last night...but trying to penetrate that hachette wound is like pulling a cold grilled cheese apart!"
by Riverbone Jackson June 11, 2018
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like chalk and cheese

Completely Different From Each other
Harry and Jim are Like Chalk and Cheese .Harry is Outgoing and Athletic.Jim is aloof and Studious
by Like Chalk and Cheese May 30, 2016
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Cheeto without the cheese

A Cheeto without the cheese is just a toe
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Destringing dick cheese

The act of pulling sperm out of your penis after an orgasm
Destringing dick cheese

Last night after I beat off I destrung dick cheese.
Deestringing dick cheese is an odd feeling.
by H3yY0B0yY019 March 14, 2018
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