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except chris brown

describing a subject that is unbeatable, but only to finish your claim that chris brown can beat it.

similar to a sentence that is interrupted by michael scott, regional manager of dunder mifflin on the office, he would state at the end of a statement, "thats what she said."

Only this time under the brown exception, a subject matter that is said indestructible, is reverted back to the all capable beat down by chris brown.
nothing beats walmart's prices...except chris brown
by itexistdoesitnot December 14, 2009
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brown bottle fever

illness with sympotms such as headache, nausa, bad mood, red eyes, all brought on by drinking bottle beer.
Having had 14 beers last night at the party, Ben was now suffering from brown bottle fever.
by baltsox January 11, 2008
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blowin’ birthday brown

Short for when you go out by yourself and celebrate your birthday by binge-eating at every single greasy, fast food establishment you can hit, later winding up with painful and uncontrollable diarrhea, also known as binge-shitting.
I had all of my favorite double bacon and onion ring laden cheeseburgers and cheesecake at each and every one of the burger spots around town to celebrate my birthday but quickly found it may have been overkill ‘cause I was doubled over and blowin’ birthday brown before sundown.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 7, 2019
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Brown Bag a Bitch

The act of taking a female out to lunch if you aren't that interested in her, instead of the more expensive dinner date.
John: Mary has been calling me all week.
Bill: Might as well brown bag a bitch.

My welfare check didn't come in so i had to settle for brown bagging a bitch.
by CaddyDan May 3, 2009
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Brown House

Brown House has the same concept of a green house with the exception of your own natural gas... Get in a small room or car with another person (girlfriend, wife, friend, etc.) close all the windows and doors and let a rank assed fart loose, preferably after eating at Taco Bell and on a nice hot day. The resulting brown cloud will turn that area into a Brown House.
Dude, Sharkey was being a total pain in the ass, so as soon as he got in the car, I locked the the windows and doors and let one rip... Total Brown House!
by Hawaiian born September 12, 2010
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Charlie brown

1. My girlfriends favorite sex position 2. A really big shit you took in the toilet
*Hey let's do it charlie brown style tonight
or
*Hey John why didn't you flush your charlie brown
by Your momma loves me December 2, 2011
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Chris Browned

The act of hitting your gf/bf such as Chris Brown did to Rihanna.
Damn she just Chris Browned his ass!! Damn what happened to your face? I got Chris Browned.
by xXxFlipxChuloxXx February 20, 2009
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