hand day

A day when masturbating is your biggest accomplishment

Vince was supposed to run numerous errands on Saturday, but instead was caught up in internet porn and made it a hand day.

by Gene Staley, jr. October 26, 2011

Catfish Days

CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.

Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!

by WIL-MO July 23, 2016

Completion Day

The first day in a girl's life when she gives head to completion.

It took twenty years, but it was finally completion day on February 4th when she finished the job.

by The Limit does Not Exist March 12, 2012

Bay Day

When everything around you blows up, as in a Michael Bay film.

Steve wrecked his car on the way to work, got fired because the accident made him late, and came home early to find his wife in bed with his best friend. His life is like the CGI scenery in Transformers 2. Bay Day.

by Rockefeller Q. Einstein June 17, 2010

Back In the Day.

Regarding a time before you mattered. A time that you were not a part of. You must have at least 5 plus years on to even say this phrase.

Back in the day I didn't even work here because I don't matter and should never say back in the day.

by GPJ4TH October 17, 2017

A regular day

A normal day where no wack ass day like "boyfriend day" or "grab ass day". It's a day when you can actually relax about reposting

"hey dude, it's a regular day today."
"great! Now I don't have to worry about reposts!"

by henwu.theboi October 2, 2018

Balogne Day

A really hot day, where as if you were to put balogne on a vehicle, it would peel off the paint.

Wow, it is suuuuch a balogne day today, we should hit up the beach.

by Crystam September 16, 2007