One Finger Roman

When a man uses only one finger to pleasure a girl, this procedure must be performed while watching a sporting event of your choice

Dude: what did you do last night man?
Dude 2: Watched the hockey game with the girlfriend, to make her happy i delivered a solid one finger roman
Dude: how unselfish of you

by BoyRowe July 5, 2009

Mutley'ing one out

the act of coming home drunk and attempting to masturbate but through the frustration of not achieving an erection making the noise of Dick Dastardly's dog under your drunken breath (razzle frazzle razzle frazzle rick rarstardly) whilst holding your floppy cock in your hand.

Bruv, I was so wasted last night I got home and tried to have a wank but ended up Mutley'ing one out instead.

by Jimmy Haywood December 15, 2008

One-two punch

When you bring a girl home and (1) lose your erection, then (2) ejaculate prematurely

"I got pretty drunk, then took her home and gave her the ol' one-two punch"

by Madison Square Gardens February 24, 2010

take one for the team

The act of taking the obese chick in a bunch of hot chicks, so the the other guys can get laid. Unfortunately, there are very few men who will take one for the team, and with good reason. If you find one, let me know.

Champ over there gets to take one for the team, this time

by ... November 29, 2003

One-fingered glove

A condom

"Use a one-fingered glove, or forget it", she said.

by Dr. Foo July 15, 2010

one day stand

A term used by transients and travelers to describe a friendly relationship between two, previously unacquainted parties. The relationship develops quickly and ends abruptly as one or both parties is just passing through or soon to leave town.

Man: What'd you do yesterday?

Woman: I met this incredible couple from up north at the cafe. They're on a train trip around the country. We laughed and shared stories for hours until they had to head back to the station for their departure.

Man: Classic one day stand. It's too bad they couldn't stay longer; sounds like you really hit it off.

by pair of patetics December 23, 2011

one pump dump

Blowing your load on the first thrust. Sliding it in and letting go of all your wholesome fluids all in one swift motion.

Friend: How was it?
You: I couldn't take my time, I had to give her the ol "one pump dump."

by JK AtlaZ November 22, 2019