true ass nigga

A true ass nigga is simple. It's basically a nigga you can trust 100%. You could tell this nigga to take out the trash, hide a dead body, tell him you called dibs, in any endeavor, he will be trustworthy.

Mateo: "Yo Malachi, I'm going to be late getting home today and my wife gets horny at 9 pm. Can you fuck her for me but not fall in love with her?
Malachi: ight. I gotchu.
Mateo: Thanks Malachi, you're a true ass nigga.

by Mateo_dragon January 4, 2015

soft ass nigga

A nigga who has no potential of being real. A nigga who bends for a female, or any being at the snap of a finger. A nigga who cannot control their emotions, nor control his soft nigga actions. A nigga who pays for pussy. A nigga who CANNOT live without attention.

That soft ass nigga always doing the most , & his girl on MY dick

by That_Real_nigga May 8, 2014

nigga you gay

Nigga, your just gay, and it’s ight tho

Used as a joke sometimes and can seem that it’s not a joke even though it is most times.

You- I sucked ya dads dick
Him/her/other- nigga you gay

by Yadadgay February 2, 2018

bitch ass nigga

A slack ass, piss poor excuse of a man! Talks a good game but ain't about SHIT and ain't never gonna be shit. Blames all his downfalls on everyone else and excepts no responsibility for his slackness!

My baby daddy is a BITCH ASS NIGGA!

by msthing March 4, 2007

guacamole nigga penis

g u a c a m o l e n i g g a p e n i s
guacamole nigga penis

Friend 1: ay can i get some of that guacamole nigga penis
Friend 2: hell yeah man *unzips pants to reveal a huge throbbing black penis covered in guacamole*

by sui_cide666 June 17, 2019

Weak ass nigga

Someone who doesn't know how to change a tire

That weak ass nigga Johnny had a mechanic called to change his tire.

by desipseudonym November 22, 2016

wish a nigga woods

Where the "don't mess with" niggas live. If you mess with a nigga (especially a nigga from footlocker) you would be approached by a bigger nigga. Fuck with that bigger nigga, .....................Just don't mess with niggas from the Wish A Nigga Woods

Man: oh. So you think you're going to bring all you little friends and jump me Kevin, well I'm from a little town called whoop ass.

Bigger Nigga . "Well I'm from a little town called Wish A Nigga Woods."

by Ariferrari401 April 6, 2015