is your mom a beaver

Used to describe hot moms, cause DAM! The joke refers to the fact that beavers build dams. High level joke that was not made popular by Spongebob, but rather an internet drug dealer. Any other statement is high level cappery.

Is your mom a beaver? cause DAM!

by eche777 May 9, 2020

Scan your badges

To "check someone out" or see if they are appealing to you

John: Give me your instagram

Emma: Why?
John: I have to scan your badges before I invite you anywhere.

by Logically June 3, 2018

Wow your cool

A comeback, used sarcastically if someone thinks that they are cool.

Guy 1 "Hey. Guy 2. Watch me do a backflip on the trampoline.
Does backflip and lands on neck
Guy 2 "Wow your cool"

by steezmcthrees January 4, 2011

pop your grape

When you receive your first kiss, especially on the lips.

So you've finally tagged first base. How did it feel to pop your grape after these 19 long years? Congrats. You better take it slow from here on out though.

by Dickory May 16, 2008

in your face update

An unexpected software update that requires an immediate restart of your device and that installes a bunch of unwanted features.

The latest in your face update messed up my whole system!

by kleinermundvoll June 19, 2010

got your neck

when you get someone to look at your hand, BELOW THE WAIST, making the okay symbol with your fingers. very common at most schools and immature people.

Ricky: I think you dropped your pencil.
Bhecki: oh let me get that
Ricky: GOT YOUR NECK
Bhecki: rUde

by yourmomsis March 16, 2019

shank your mum

To shove a large, vainy, hard, wet, dick up someone’s mum making her scream at the top of her lungs ‘I’m going to cum!!’

I’m going to shank your mum! I’ll shove my hard, vainy, large, wet dick your mum and she will be screaming ‘I’m going to cum’

by TopShagger4 September 24, 2018